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11 hours ago | 22565

theycalledherlove:

bambiash:

gulping:

method-oneclinic:

gulping:

americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’

I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan

USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE

wait…you guys make toasties in pans?

my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster

1 day ago | 61592

this-tragic-affair:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets
1 day ago | 318489

thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

1 day ago | 16190
1 day ago | 37156

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

1 day ago | 310779

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

1 day ago | 475748

Take those headphones off right now!

1 day ago | 37870

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

1 day ago | 141958

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

1 day ago | 462957

dreamychocolateprincess:

mymodernmet:

The swivelCard is a paper business card that features a foldable USB drive that directs its recipient to a specified website when plugged into the computer. Created by Spokane, Washington-based engineer Andrew DePaula, the innovative smart card can be backed and purchased via Kickstarter.

yo what the fuck

1 day ago | 4034

avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

1 day ago | 312511

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

1 day ago | 270994
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