so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
haha

Allonsy!
CASTING: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
i caNT I CANT
They must have the same casting person as Supernatural
this^
Ted Allpress everybody. Love him. Worship him. :3
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

#SEE THIS#THIS IS THE MOMENT I ASKED JULIE ABOUT AT VANCON #I WAS BASICALLY LIKE #’COULD YOU SEE THE BIG FAT CRUSH THEY HAD ON EACH OTHER?’ #AND SHE SAID THEY WERE LIKE CHILDREN #CONSTANTLY HITTING AND KICKING EACH OTHER #AND THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE CAME TO TOWN #GEN CALLED HER UP TO GET DRINKS AND WAS LIKE #’JULIE THERE’S THIS GUY…’ #AND THAT GUY WAS JARED #VOMITING RAINBOWS #DON’T MIND ME#THIS RIGHT HERE #THIS PLAYFUL FLIRTING #MADE A BABY #JUST TO REMIND YA’LL

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means


#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
omg no fucking way
you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?
and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?
and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?
HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.
YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.
i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand
straya

