I need his prosthetic leg.
americans make cheese toasties IN A PAN??? and call it ‘grilled cheese’
I’M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Wtf is a cheese toasty and how else are you supposed to cook it if not in a pan
USING A GRILL WHERE IS THE CONFUSION DO YOU CALL IT A PANNED CHEESE
wait…you guys make toasties in pans?
my fucking question here is why the fuck are you guys calling them cheese toasties if you’re not making it in a toaster
Reasons why October is the best month:
- Cold but dry weather
- Everything is pretty colours
- Pumpkin pie
- Pumpkin coffee
- Everything being made to look spooky
- Horror movies on TV all the time
- Jumper weather
- Dressing up as scary things
- Hot drinks
- Lots of sweets
"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
Take those headphones off right now!
You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
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yo what the fuck
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken